Over the Hill

Hey guys – just a heads up and short update here. This next Tuesday, I’m turning 41. I’m not going to do much of a celebration outside of seeing Endgame and drinking a couple of Guinness while I wonder WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!

For those reading this who are young, I’m talking under 25 – enjoy your time. Because there is a moment in your life when God flips this big, mean switch that makes time just shoot past. I mean you blink and you got hair growing out of your ears, a juicy midsection, and saggy fucking balls (if your a dude).

It sucks.

Next year, when I turn 42, I’m going to reward myself with a huge party – because 42 baby. For those who haven’t read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, its a very special number in the book (which is one of my favorites). And if you are one of those people who never read the book – what the fuck is wrong with you. Stop reading this and go get a copy right now, here’s a link.

But there is another reason to celebrate my birthday this year, a giveaway. We all like free shit, right? Well, on May 7th, I will be giving away my short story THE FALLEN away over on Amazon for a very limited time. You can download the book for free for 3 days and 3 days only.

So post it on your calendar so you don’t miss this chance to wet the bed after reading my horrifying, end-of-the-world story full of all that wicked shit you come to love (or hate) from me.

And also, please check out my novel THE WRETCHED. Sorry, but that one isn’t free. I need money to support my hooker habit.


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